Struggling to comprehend that tonight. I’m not even pissed off, it was just numbingly shit.
Players not running, losing the ball then walking back, arms being thrown about, shit body language, panicking on the ball, no forward movement, no evident game plan, nothing. Passing the ball around the back and wait to either be dispossessed or play a hopeful long pass for it to inevitably be cut out.
Players out of position, Gvardiol isn’t a left back while you have Akanji bottling out of 50/50s in midfield. Gvardiol‘s main strength is his ability to pick a pass yet he’s shoved out wide limited to cul-de-sac passes down the line. Fuck Akanji off out the midfield role, out Gvardiol there and we won’t turnover cheap possession every 5 minutes.
Every time we were defending too it was panic stations, our treble win was built of being comfortable at the back and allowing teams onto us. Stones was doing cryuff turns in his box in the Champions League fucking final 6 months ago now we have Akanji battering rebounds out to the edge of the box so Ederson has another shot to save.
Walker seems to gone into poser mode too, rather than actually defending and circulating the ball he’s standing 5 yards players to show his speed off or he’s doing dreadful 6-point turns with the ball in stupid areas. He needs to get back to the basics of his strengths. Nothing intricate.
We should be shooting on sight too, we’ve got the deadliest striker in world football up front collecting dust and feeding off scraps. Have a shot, let him follow in and get a rebound. Or play the ball to him when he makes a run. Must be so frustrating for him to play without anybody behind him willing to take risks on the ball.
Alvarez is being shoehorned into the team and we’re forsaking control by doing it. Start of the season? Fine. He was delivering. Now he’s a passenger in most games and the benefits of his role are far from outweighing the negatives. He needs to be left out and fucking asap.
Foden had a stormer playing centrally against Newcastle early in the season and hasn’t been played there since. He has the right to be pissed off IMO. Same with Haaland. They have an understanding up there but it’s not being unleashed. KDB being out should’ve seen Foden stepping up but Pep isn’t letting him and is instead sticking with Alvarez. Why? On the off chance we get a free kick in a dangerous area? Do me a favour.
And this isn’t a spoilt post - by no means is it - it’s that we have a team out there with Haaland (best forward in the world), Foden (fabulous player), Walker (best right back in the world), Gvardiol (second most expensive defender in history) to name a few and none of them are being asked to play to their strengths.
It’s just poor. All these players but without two - Rodri and Kev - they’re rabbits in headlights. Baffling really.
Then you have Pep making more negative comments about fan performance than his own team - who have no league win in 4 games. He needs to look closer to home and sort it out rather than asking for a few extra decibels inside the ground. Pissing me right off. He did it last season too after the Spurs game, making digs about money-paying fans rather than igniting a fire in the players.
A poor window from Txiki too. I like Nunes but he was about fifth choice and so obviously a panic buy which is something we’ve avoided in recent times and benefited from it. Doku was a good buy. Gvardiol too. Kovacic is solid. But letting Gundo go (who has admitted he lost patience waiting for a new offer!) was a mistake in itself but to replace him with nothing was criminal. He was captain! You’re not just replacing a footballer but a mentality too. Should’ve been told to name his price and we should’ve bowed down to the fucker to make him stay.
Ederson the only player who can come out of tonight with any credit. Been fantastic all season amongst a sea of relative, panicky shite in front of him.
Onwards and upwards.