Aston Villa (H) - Sun 12th Feb, 16:30 | Pre-Match Thread

[mosssideblue]

shit hope nothing serious

Probably needed a dump

 

[madloaf]

Go home bbc, you're a fucking rag drunk

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I was reading Clarkson in todays Times and he recounted one of his first laugh uncontrollably moments was listening to Jasper Carrot’s Moles routine.
It reminded me of how I used to listen to him on Piccadilly radio late night when he was championed by James Stannage and one of his funniest routines which I don’t think ever made it to disc was about Villa fans. I have posted it before it it is always worth an airing.

I give you Jasper Carrot’s “Aston Villa Football Club Skinhead Supporters Song”.

“Villa, Villa, you are the cream
Villa, Villa you are supreme,
And we’ll support you
Home and away
Cos we’re the villa skins, OK,
With our combined IQ of maybe three or four,
You will hear us roar,
Give us a P
Give us a R
Give us a O
Give us a G
Give us a R
Give us a A
Give us a M
Give us a M
Give us a E
What’s that spell…?
VILLA!”

 

[jimharri]

Sky reported it but looks like he's back out there now.

If Sky told me that the Pope was a Catholic, I'd want confirmation from another source.

 

[M12Blue]

Go home bbc, you're a fucking rag drunk
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They're taking the piss

 

[Chi-town blues]

Probably needed a dump

He’ll be even more faster, in that case .

 

[kaz7]

Gonna do first half match thread although i should be rest my blood pressure , finish this game first half please boys

 

[MichaelBBack]

If you're in the mood to get absolutely hammered before HT, have a quick swig every time the Villa fans:

a) Ask if we've won the "European Cup"
b) Boo Grealish
c) Ask where we were when we were shit

 

[Keepingthefaithsince1976]

Sky reported it but looks like he's back out there now.

More bs. He went for a wee. Big deal sky.

 

[Ajm1985]

Glad to see Laporte & Dias back. Interested to see what this looks like but would have preferred Foden