Aston Villa (H) - Sun 22nd May, 16:00 (BST) | Pre-Match Thread

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Hope Sergio’s here today

 

[DeBlueLou]

Is he even fit? He went off at half time of their previous match.

Of course he’s fit, he needs to be on the pitch to let his team win the game. Same goes for Hoever... they’ll both play and play shit

 

[Lauz9888]

Don't understand how being nervous makes you have a shit?

It's an evolutionary thing to do with your fight or flight response. The adrenaline makes you shit so you can shed a little weight quickly and run faster from predators.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Good Luck City. Get that win and lift the title that is fully deserved.

Thanks bud, Lets hope that the only text you need to send to any dippers you may know(and dislike) after the game is....

















''ON YER QUAD BIKE''
:)

 

[Essembe]

I hope we smash them 10-0!!

And Jack scores, then sprints the length of the pitch to knee slide in front of the Villa fans, arms outstretched to create a gif that we can all enjoy for the next 10 years!!

 

[MichaelBBack]

Done utterly nothing with my morning, just watching the seconds tick by and waiting for kick-off.

Gonna stick this on the big screen to kill an hour or so now:

 

[Dr Jacoby]

Grealish last minute winner would be good….but probably not for my heart.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

If we have one even without a single incident we will get lots of stick to deflect from our win.
Last time City's stewards didn't make any move to stop people. They had better make an effort this time.

I don't mean it a snappy way, I just don't really care either way. I just hope we get the match won so everyone can continue bickering afterwards.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Don't understand how being nervous makes you have a shit?

When you feel nervous or suffer from anxiety your body produces the chemical serotonin which builds up in your gut(hence the feeling of butterflies in your stomach) this can cause your bowels to loosen and causes spasms in your colon making the feeling you want to shit.

Hope that helps

 

[burning blue soul]

Don't understand how being nervous makes you have a shit?

"Nervous" stomach. Real condition.
Along with housewives "headache", and scouse "light-fingers"