At what age did you stop p"ssin the bed?

There is a link from UsA it depends how long you were breast fed. We could do some research us Blues might piss ourselfs as long as we are below 4 th in the league. Can you think how you might expect telling your GP ..it will cost the NHS 200 million to buy new players or Kaka and Villa should cause the problem ...!!!!
 
Understand from a guy I work with that the 'song writer' of Old Trafford, Pete Boyle, is well known for still doing it.
 
Got wasted on cans of Breaker a good few years back, pissed all over toilet floor, down the stairs, The bed from top to bottom, in the wardrobe and all over my mums new dress she was going to wear to her cousins wedding the next day......never drank Breaker again.!
Last pissed the bed when I was 40!
 
I once got woke up in morning (after a load of ale) by the wife going crazy saying look at what you`ve fuckin done, so of a trotted to investigate , only to discover the cushion on the settee lifted up and the base of it piss wet through, I obviously thought it was the toilet. oops!
 
I took a leak in a bin in my bedroom once.
And on holiday a few years ago, I was known (more than once) to take a leak in the
corner of the apartment. Thank God for patio doors!!
 
When l was in the mob we were staying at some shitty Range Camp in the middle of nowhere. The Troop accommodation was wooden Nissen huts full of bunk-beds. l was on the bottom bunk and the lad above me swamped his mattress after a heavy sesh in the Naafi bar .It must have taken a while to seep through and it started off drip-drip and l just turned over, half asleep. lt then increased into a stream and was like f-ucking chinese water torture, the dirty bastard.
 

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