At what age should you really not wear shorts?

[BimboBob]

I have great legs, not my words, ask @dronefromsector7G , and spend most of my spring to autumn life in shorts. Wore trousers for the first time in ages last night and it felt weird.

 

[andyhinch]

I have great legs, not my words, ask @dronefromsector7G , and spend most of my spring to autumn life in shorts. Wore trousers for the first time in ages last night and it felt weird.

Don’t go to bed in them then.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I have great legs, not my words, ask @dronefromsector7G , and spend most of my spring to autumn life in shorts. Wore trousers for the first time in ages last night and it felt weird.

I said you had nice EGGS

 

[Barcon]

I have great legs, not my words, ask @dronefromsector7G , and spend most of my spring to autumn life in shorts. Wore trousers for the first time in ages last night and it felt weird.

Same. It's been so hot, I haven't wore pants in ages.

 

[sir baconface]

I wear shorts every single day but I'm a cool motherfucker even at 44.

I’m a quarter of a century older. But when you’ve got shapely Agueroesque legs and a bulging gastrocnemius, like wot I have, younger guys look on in envy.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I think I have reached it (45) - look an absolute ****.

What kind of shorts we talking Worsley?

 

[metalblue]

It is not so much shorts as what you wear with them. White socks pulled up as far as you can go is an immediate sign you are a @Barcon ergh I mean a country bumpkin

Especially when paired with open toed sandals.

 

[metalblue]

I wear shorts every single day but I'm a cool motherfucker even at 44.

Are you a scout leader?

 

[ChicagoBlue]

In your casket.

Before that, any appropriately warm occasion is dandy.

 

[worsleyweb]

What kind of shorts we talking Worsley?

too tight khaki ones from Sainsbury’s. Been in jeans all day and just thought I would try some when buying my ravioli tonight. Put them on when I got home and I look like Christopher Biggins. They are currently on the garage roof.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

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Is that Leicester City's third kit? And I thought ours was bad.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Are you a scout leader?

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[Tuearts right boot]

My legs look like they should be hanging out of a nest, fortunately my low slung bollocks avert the stares

 

[Barcon]

I have a story about a mate wearing cowboy boots, no t shirt and tight cut off jean shorts sitting on a bench in front of a motel across from a kids play park that I might share one day.

 

[Blue Mist]

I have great legs, not my words, ask @dronefromsector7G , and spend most of my spring to autumn life in shorts. Wore trousers for the first time in ages last night and it felt weird.

Well don't touch it then

 

[bluethrunthru]

I think I have reached it (45) - look an absolute ****.

I am 60 and in warm weather I live in shorts - maybe I have the legs of a 25 year old or you have the legs of a chicken lol

 

[bluethrunthru]

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Baden Powell let himself go didn't he?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

too tight khaki ones from Sainsbury’s. Been in jeans all day and just thought I would try some when buying my ravioli tonight. Put them on when I got home and I look like Christopher Biggins. They are currently on the garage roof.

That wasn't the look you were going for? ;-)

Maybe revise them being tight but you should still be able to pull shorts I would have thought.

Unless, are you wearing them with the infamous @worsleyweb coat!?!

 

[oakiecokie]

I am 60 and in warm weather I live in shorts - maybe I have the legs of a 25 year old or you have the legs of a chicken lol

Likewise but I`m 70 and never out of em in summer ... and the shorts.

 

[dozzie26]

Do what you want when you want, you get one life. Just don't wear them with boots, unless you want to look like a 90s Salfordian in their Rockports.