we all agree... tevez is better than owen
you'll never beat the glazers
we only hate man.utd, hate man.utd, we only hate man.utd
ryan giggs is illegitimate
park, park, you ugly f**k, you've got a face like crispy duck, could be worse, you could be gay, getting bummed by john o'shea
gary neville shags his mum, shags his mum, shags his mum, gary neville shags his mum, up the sh*tter
they say that old trafford's this wonderful place
but we all agree it's a f*cking disgrace
with half backs and full backs and forwards too
with hands down their shorts cos they've f*ck all to do
the stretford end sing and the stretford end shout
the songs that they sing they know f*ck all about
and we all agree where united should be
shovelling sh*t on the isle of capri
of capri, of capri, shovelling sh*t on the isle of capri
if i had the wings of a sparrow
and if i had the arse of a crow
i'd fly over old trafford tomorrow
and sh*t on the bastards below - below
sh*t on, sh*t on, sh*t on the bastards below... below
going bust, going bust, going bust
going bust, going bust, going busssssst