Average time

[Ammy]

18 minutes to sink a few pints first?

Might need more, depending on who it was with.

 

[bgblue]

Takes me that long to take my shoes and socks off

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Diana Dors was once asked in a TV quiz what a minuteman was....(Ballistic missile)

<a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGM-30_Minuteman" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGM-30_Minuteman</a>

She replied "Dreadfully disappointing"

 

[Rascal]

Takes me that long to take my shoes and socks off

The way your missus mollycoddles you im suprised she doesnt take them off for you

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

I think a quick finish is very flattering to the lady involved.

"you're that good, I couldn't stop myself from spapping."

Anyway, the first one you are always battling against the prematuresies.. the second one, you can go as long as you like.

Unless you're drunk, then it seems to be completely random whether little Thomas works at all or little Thomas won't go down and you are chaffed dry

 

[city saint]

for a shag, according to researchers is just over 6 minutes and 18 minutes with foreplay.Mrs Boot just raised her eyes to the heavens, laughed and walked out. Cant think why..!!

I take it your adding your three shags up to look a bit more impressive

 

[hackneyslim]

Forewhat?

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Suppose it depends on whether you are on the 2nd 3rd or 4th time in the same night :)

 

[another generation]

Suppose it depends on whether you are on the 2nd 3rd or 4th time in the same year :)

Edited for Cellarites.

 

[Bill]

6 minutes, I know nothing acts faster than anadin but no way would her headache clear up that quickly.