Awkward footballers names

[LangleyBlue1970]

Nwankwu Kanu

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Bernt Hass

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Rafael Scheidt

 

[mscenterh750]

David Seaman

 

[mscenterh750]

Not a footballer but a stadium name: The Wankdorff Stadium

 

[DiscoSteve]

Not a footballer but a stadium name: The Wankdorff Stadium

who hasn't seen young boys at the wankdorff?

 

[Barcon]

Reminds me of the time when I first moved to Canada and was told there was a Russian hockey player called Boris Bityercokov.

 

[Vienna_70]

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Who’s the Bastard in the black?

 

[calumdown]

wayne wanklyn

 

[calumdown]

andre muff

 

[calumdown]

 

[Aba452]

Sven and Lars Bender

 

[surrounded by idiots]

 

[surrounded by idiots]

The above is Michael Gash

 

[Brooklands Blue]

The rags level type signing!!

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

Argelico Fucks was a former Brazil international called Argel, remember seeing his full name on a championship manager game...



Obviously Christian Fuchs too or fucks as he was universally called.

There was Brian Pinas a winger that was on a football game I played years ago, the commentator called him "pee-nass" not sure if that was on PES or FIFA.

I also remember watching Anderlecht play once while they were playing a defender called Mark De Man who was having an absolute nightmare, the commentator brutally remarked how awkward it was that a right back called Mark De Man was unable to mark his man.

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

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Ah yes, David Goodwillie who was ironically a rapist a proper bad prick.

@Xhavenjoe

He was 100% guilty him and a teammate raped someone.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

P Harder

 

[TShed]

When Alan Dicks time as Bristol City manager was on the wane it gave rise to the inevitable reaction
Dicks out! Dicks out!

 

[kingn6]

Sven and Lars Bender

Bunch of Benders