Awkward Situations

[mancste1980]

I haven't read through the whole thread just the OP
I was expecting you to say you smashed her back door in ffs
wasted 2 mins of my life there

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I've got a great awkward situation to lift the tone of this frankly soporific thread.

I was at a City game in the mid-1980's and stood on the Kippax. I smoked at the time and I'd been given a gift of a lighter from a guy who some on here might describe as "gangsta".

Anyway, I went to the game and stood on the Kippax. City scored and then I realised that my lighter was missing. I asked those around me if they'd seen it and when they said no - such was my terror at this "gangsta" being disrespected at me losing his lighter - that I asked everyone around me if I could frisk them. Thankfully at this point someone found the lighter.

This was met with a mixture of relief and embarrassment on my behalf. To say the remainder of the game was awkward is an understatement.

 

[Ric]

At university some lad we were sort of mates with was showing us some recent holiday photos whilst we having a smoke.

On one of the pictures there was this proper weird looking lad and I was laughing uncontrollably. He asked me what I found so funny, and I said "Him! That weird looking fucker".

Everyone one around me started laughing and, in one of those arse clenching moments, he calmly replied "That's my sister", and turned the page of his photo album.

 

[Anonymous]

At university some lad we were sort of mates with was showing us some recent holiday photos whilst we having a smoke.

On one of the pictures there was this proper weird looking lad and I was laughing uncontrollably. He asked me what I found so funny, and I said "Him! That weird looking fucker".

Everyone one around me started laughing and, in one of those arse clenching moments, he calmly replied "That's my sister", and turned the page of his photo album.

pmsl

 

[TCIB]

Similar to Ric this one ( i have many).

Went to a new gf's mates whilst she got ready, he was showing me his guns and such (i was in the usa) and he introdeced his family.

I went in to do the european kiss on each cheek of the women and as i pulled away from the last "woman" i was informed that was "my son Kirk".

I very quickly found the nearest photo very very interesting whilst looking for that hole in the ground to swallow me up.

 

[buzzer1]

At university some lad we were sort of mates with was showing us some recent holiday photos whilst we having a smoke.

On one of the pictures there was this proper weird looking lad and I was laughing uncontrollably. He asked me what I found so funny, and I said "Him! That weird looking fucker".

Everyone one around me started laughing and, in one of those arse clenching moments, he calmly replied "That's my sister", and turned the page of his photo album.

Bwahahaha i fkin laughed out loud.

One day i was behind the counter in my newsagents when in strolled sue the local alki, anyway although this isnt funny for Sue it made me fkin cringe and the Mrs go in the back fkin howling,anyway Sue walks in for her usual cider top up and i said "oh i like your hair Sue, it looks well sound love have you had it done?" So she tugged at it and said erm no mate, it's a wig i am having Chemo:(:(:(:(

 

[kinkladze10]

Slept with some fit bird from the office, at the Christmas do, anyway she's engaged to the boss, she split from him about a week later. So we've been texting and shit and decided to go out on wednesday so turned up and we both went out and went our own ways home, she's a head fuck, so I text her just to tell her that she is to much hard work and her score was a 5 out of 10. Thought that would be the last of it anyway she text back saying to go for a drink on Friday, her and the boss have now left btw. So on Friday I'm in the pub with her and a few people from the office and in walks the ex boss (has no idea) They both leave about half hour later, fucking woman and games. Do you think she is pissed of about the 5 out of 10 marks lol.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Slept with some fit bird from the office, at the Christmas do, anyway she's engaged to the boss, she split from him about a week later. So we've been texting and shit and decided to go out on wednesday so turned up and we both went out and went our own ways home, she's a head fuck, so I text her just to tell her that she is to much hard work and her score was a 5 out of 10. Thought that would be the last of it anyway she text back saying to go for a drink on Friday, her and the boss have now left btw. So on Friday I'm in the pub with her and a few people from the office and in walks the ex boss (has no idea) They both leave about half hour later, fucking woman and games. Do you think she is pissed of about the 5 out of 10 marks lol.

Giving a woman a mark of 5 out of 10 is not usually the best way to ensure a repeat performance.

A mate of mine made the mistake of telling one of his then girlfriends that she was not very good at blow jobs, presumably to give her some helpful guidance. She never gave him another one after that.

 

[squirtyflower]

Slept with some fit bird from the office, at the Christmas do, anyway she's engaged to the boss, she split from him about a week later. So we've been texting and shit and decided to go out on wednesday so turned up and we both went out and went our own ways home, she's a head fuck, so I text her just to tell her that she is to much hard work and her score was a 5 out of 10. Thought that would be the last of it anyway she text back saying to go for a drink on Friday, her and the boss have now left btw. So on Friday I'm in the pub with her and a few people from the office and in walks the ex boss (has no idea) They both leave about half hour later, fucking woman and games. Do you think she is pissed of about the 5 out of 10 marks lol.

Giving a woman a mark of 5 out of 10 is not usually the best way to ensure a repeat performance.

A mate of mine made the mistake of telling one of his then girlfriends that she was not very good at blow jobs, presumably to give her some helpful guidance. She never gave him another one after that.

Some people are too subtle to be on this planet