Aymeric Laporte

[aguero93:20]

Wait till you leave school first.

Ok, done. When do I start?

 

[i8rags]

Ok, done. When do I start?

I didn't mean half term.

 

[TonyM]

I would only offer what we offered last season. Otherwise, dock Laporte's pay for the difference.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

I would only offer what we offered last season. Otherwise, dock Laporte's pay for the difference.

'Yeah, so we're paying you £120,000 p/w aymeric. Also on top of that, any team based performance bonus.'

'That's great, lets sign the contract'

'BUT, last year you fucked us about and you've cost us an extra 20 million on the transfer fee. So we're deducting your wages to £100 p/w until we've got that 20 million back, dickhead.'

 

[aguero93:20]

'Yeah, so we're paying you £120,000 p/w aymeric. Also on top of that, any team based performance bonus.'

'That's great, lets sign the contract'

'BUT, last year you fucked us about and you've cost us an extra 20 million on the transfer fee. So we're deducting your wages to £100 p/w until we've got that 20 million back, dickhead.'

More like €12m to be fair, he'd have that paid off after 20 months.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

More like €12m to be fair, he'd have that paid off after 20 months.

Yeah, still wouldn't happen.

 

[TonyM]

Never harms to try!

 

[aguero93:20]

Yeah, still wouldn't happen.

It would be fucking funny though.

 

[City_Sean]

I would only offer what we offered last season. Otherwise, dock Laporte's pay for the difference.

Haha! This is one of my favourite ever BM posts.

 

[Andrew___K]

Judging by transfer rumours, one thing becomes clear: if we're bringing in Laporte or some other foreign CB, we need to free one of 5 foreign spots:
- Bravo
- Otto
- Kolarov (offloading him would probably force us to buy homegrown LB)
- new foreign forward/winger (Sanchez?)
- new foreign DM (Carvalho?)