Aymeric Laporte

[NorCalBlue]

Keep a look out for the eye gouger rumour has it he’s looking to hijack him..

Someone should go to the airport and start shouting "Hijack! Hijack!" as loud as possible to stop this from happening.

Come to think of it, you should probably also take a piece of chewing gum and if any airport police run towards you to help you stop Mourinho, offer it to them as a friendly gesture. Perhaps you could shout "I have a gum!" loudly, so that they can hear you over the usual airport noise.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Dave Whelan can't ramble, he's got a broken leg mate.

really? Didnt know that.

 

[zeven]

never seen him play. How good is he?

 

[Bilboblue]

Just seen him 1 black range rover and 3 blacked out minivans just getting on the motorway now!

ahhhh that's to foil the govan pisscan, he's only got a 33% chance of hijacking the right vehicle now!

 

[typicalcity...]

Just seen him 1 black range rover and 3 blacked out minivans just getting on the motorway now!

ELs fleet I presume

 

[Handsome Bob]

Txiki and ferran taking no chances this time.

Lol he borrowed that mask off suarez

 

[remember arthur mann]

never seen him play. How good is he?

Crap !!!

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

never seen him play. How good is he?

mixture between laurent charvet and spencer prior

 

[BongoBlue]

never seen him play. How good is he?

Whelan? Past it. Plus he's got a broken leg.

 

[cleavers]

really? Didnt know that.

He keeps it very quiet.