Bad luck or what

[ffs]

Last night i played my first five a side for about fifteen years and ended up breaking my wrist.
Dont be a soft **** you might be thinking?
What hurts more though is the day before i had just made myself a member of my local golf club £400 bastard pounds shelled out,and cant play now for only god knows how long,as i also play squash as well,this was a particular cruel blow.
So cmon fellow blues seeing as ill be out of action for a couple of months have any of you got any sporting or not so sporting alternatives:(

 

[pee dubya]

Foot-tennis.

 

[Lucky Toma]

Hehe has the piss-taking culture on here gotten so bad that when someone breaks their wrist their next comment is 'Dont be a soft arse you might be thinking'?
Really sorry to hear about your injury mate. Sounds horrible. Did you have that terrible nausea when it happened? Uuugh I remember when I fractured my ankle, the 'wanting to be sick' feeling was equal to the pain.

You could take up poker ffs. Although you'd need help dealing when its your turn to.
A lot depends on whether its your 'good' wrist.
If its your weaker wrist thats injured you could try some darts?
Or masturbate like a porn-crazed chimp?

 

[ffs]

Hehe has the piss-taking culture on here gotten so bad that when someone breaks their wrist their next comment is 'Dont be a soft arse you might be thinking'?
Really sorry to hear about your injury mate. Sounds horrible. Did you have that terrible nausea when it happened? Uuugh I remember when I fractured my ankle, the 'wanting to be sick' feeling was equal to the pain.

You could take up poker ffs. Although want need help dealing when its your turn to.
A lot depends on whether its your 'good' wrist.
If its your weaker wrist thats injured you could try some darts?
Or masturbate like a porn-crazed chimp?

i suppose its not a bad thing that ill have to wank with me other hand,thanks for simpathy:)

 

[bluegonads]

putting practice, surely you can do it one-handed?
online poker.
if you have hurt your 'good' hand, try developing the other hand so you can write, type or do things equally well it.
keepy-uppy, heading practice with the ball.
ride a unicycle (no hands needed)
try moving things with your mind.
if all that doesn't appeal.............
wank like a crazed chimp.

 

[malg]

I think someone may have alluded to it already, but if it is your wanking wrist you really are in trouble. Just can't get the same rhythm with the other hand!!

 

[Blue Smarties]

Masturbate..........oh.

 

[ffs]

Bit of a chimp thing going on.