Bad names

Alan Carr made me literally LOL once on the radio.

He had just been to Glastonbury and was moaning about the middle class hippy parents who take their kids out of school for the "experience" and swarm around the event with their new age named kids in toe and draped around them in papooses shouting "Hurry along Yakult, the next act is on in the small tent"
 
I'm in the legal game and we sometimes have to get medical reports from a psychiatrist called Dr Hugh Koch. I kid you not.

Also knew a girl called India - India Rivers. Weird.

The name i could never fathom and which a lot of parents used to choose at 1 time was Toby. A toby should only preceed jug imho and any other use of the word is an abuse - both of the word and of the child.

Sorry, but with all due respect to any Toby's out there.
 
Baldyblue said:
ANITA. Never had a problem with it until a fat girl I know said to a guy hi, I'm Anita, he looked the poor girl up and down and said your fookin telling me.
True story that, on the bright side she went on a diet and ran the Great North Run a year later.

Quality
 
A mate of mine's surname is Moss.

He says he gonna name his first son Chris and make him become a Priest...

....Father Chris Moss!!
 

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