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just been looking at my old school reports and found a great comment, "this boy sets himself very low standards and has no problem achieving them", mr stabbs 1979, im gonna have that on my tombstone, has anyone got better than that?
 
A friend of mine at school was given " I wouldn't employ this lad to lick stamps" on his final report.

Bit OTT if you ask me, although he was a lazy ****.
 
Christ! There are some sarcastic, sick teachers over there!.....funny though, I used to teach here in the states and I've had some of those same thoughts.
 
he hated me, he had this gigantic nose and was called stabbs, so i took the piss a little bit. got my arse kicked off my dad for that one. fukkin last report i took home.
 
i remember one report i brought home like a daft get, it read.
HISTORY, !i dont know this boy and have never met him"
my days/months of truancy had caught up with me.

i hated school so i did'nt go, fuck em.
 
This is etched in my mind.From about 1982 aged 12

"All things being equal this is,by far and away
the worst report of the 900 i have seen this week"

Ian Fisher. Headmaster

I wonder how many reports he put this on that week ??
 
in the geography bit of my report

the metal work teacher says "doesn't pay attention"

I say nor do you ,you sleepy twat
 
de niro said:
i remember one report i brought home like a daft get, it read.
HISTORY, !i dont know this boy and have never met him"
my days/months of truancy had caught up with me.

i hated school so i did'nt go, fuck em.
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My brother had a comment similar on one of his. Something along the lines of, not seen any work and in fact not seen Michael
 
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