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Baked Beans
- Thread starter Crouchinho
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jimharri
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Chuck a couple of sausages or a slice or two of bacon on top, and you got the food of the Gods on a plate in front of you.Nothing wrong with beans on toast every now and then.
andyhinch
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If your going to have egg and beans on the same plate, a dubious practice by any right minded individual, it is mandatory to build a sausage and fried bread wall between them, you're still hairy footed cunts though
In my house that would be considered "playing with your food" and would be roundly frowned uponIf your going to have egg and beans on the same plate, a dubious practice by any right minded individual, it is mandatory to build a sausage and fried bread wall between them, you're still hairy footed cunts though
andyhinch
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As the master of the house you should arrange it thus before servingIn my house that would be considered "playing with your food" and would be roundly frowned upon
I do not pander to the whims of fussy cunts.As the master of the house you should arrange it thus before serving
Anyway going training so will leave you weirdos to revel in your food arranging fetish
Billabillity
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You can't go past Corale Baked Beans from Aldi. They are the best baked beans on the market.
BimboBob
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I've seen you Hobbits eating its fucking carnage, just because you cant control the food infront of you, it doesnt mean humans cant.
Tolkein himself said, fattish in the stomach, shortish in the leg. A round, jovial face; ears only slightly pointed and 'elvish'; hair short and curling (brown). The feet from the ankles down, covered with brown hairy fur.
You see that, thats you, that is
There must be only 5 - 10 people who are old enough to get that reference you old bastard.
Have you seen @stony eat? Carnage isn't the word. He didn't get that fat by being fussy about what he eats. Which is why his stance on separating food is a weird one.
"Where's my hourly snack love?"
"It's on it's way dear, I had to pop to the shops for more eggs."
As the sweaty obese mass that is stony sits at the kitchen table a creaking noise breaks the silence. Due to the size of the huge man's stomach the table is quite far away.
"You'll have to feed me love, I can't fucking reach."
Paul Lake's Left Knee
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There must be only 5 - 10 people who are old enough to get that reference you old bastard.
Have you seen @stony eat? Carnage isn't the word. He didn't get that fat by being fussy about what he eats. Which is why his stance on separating food is a weird one.
"Where's my hourly snack love?"
"It's on it's way dear, I had to pop to the shops for more eggs."
As the sweaty obese mass that is stony sits at the kitchen table a creaking noise breaks the silence. Due to the size of the huge man's stomach the table is quite far away.
"You'll have to feed me love, I can't fucking reach."
Stony is Bluemoon's Mr Creosote
andyhinch
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A mate a mine tells me it's Badiel and Skinner, as for eating habits have you seen GDM ffsThere must be only 5 - 10 people who are old enough to get that reference you old bastard.
Have you seen @stony eat? Carnage isn't the word. He didn't get that fat by being fussy about what he eats. Which is why his stance on separating food is a weird one.
"Where's my hourly snack love?"
"It's on it's way dear, I had to pop to the shops for more eggs."
As the sweaty obese mass that is stony sits at the kitchen table a creaking noise breaks the silence. Due to the size of the huge man's stomach the table is quite far away.
"You'll have to feed me love, I can't fucking reach."
BimboBob
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GDM writes his own rules, he is his own man, he bows down to no-one.A mate a mine tells me it's Badiel and Skinner, as for eating habits have you seen GDM ffs
That being said, he goes at it like a starved pig being fattened for market day.
It all stems from his poor upbringing, the suarve sophisticate you see these days is a far cry from the thieving street urchin he once was.
'Spare a groat kind Sir for I am afflicted with the pox."
"Be gone with you foul child."
"Give me the groat or I'll slice you so help me."
Paul Lake's Left Knee
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A mate a mine tells me it's Badiel and Skinner, as for eating habits have you seen GDM ffs
No it was Baddiel and Rob Newman, you stupid ****. The Mary Whitehouse Experience.
GDM is fine, unless he is drunk, then you havent quite seen anything like it, for speed and total inaccuracy of getting food into his mouth.
BimboBob
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Except he wouldn't be seen dead anywhere near a wafer thin mint. 2 foods next to each other.Stony is Bluemoon's Mr Creosote
BimboBob
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He hunches over it as well, knife raised, daring anyone to steal a morsel.No it was Baddiel and Rob Newman, you stupid ****. The Mary Whitehouse Experience.
GDM is fine, unless he is drunk, then you havent quite seen anything like it, for speed and total inaccuracy of getting food into his mouth.
Paul Lake's Left Knee
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GDM writes his own rules, he is his own man, he bows down to no-one.
That being said, he goes at it like a starved pig being fattened for market day.
It all stems from his poor upbringing, the suarve sophisticate you see these days is a far cry from the thieving street urchin he once was.
'Spare a groat kind Sir for I am afflicted with the pox."
"Be gone with you foul child."
"Give me the groat or I'll slice you so help me."
Fucking hell Bilbo, have you fallen for his, my tough upbringing has modeled me routine? He's more middle class than a ford Mondeo.
Paul Lake's Left Knee
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He hunches over it as well, knife raised, daring anyone to steal a morsel.
This is more accurate, however, you'd need to be a speedy fucker to finish your grub and for him to have any left for you to nick.
Mad Eyed Screamer
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I don't get why Heinz beans in the States taste different (and worse) than Heinz beans in the UK. Costs me $2 more a can from the ''ethnic aisle'' to get UK Heinz but worth it.
Also, in the states you have to check the label. The cans also contain bacon or pork or any other kind of meat the Yanks want to throw in..... if they don't have anything in, the label says confusingly ''vegetarian baked beans''
Also, in the states you have to check the label. The cans also contain bacon or pork or any other kind of meat the Yanks want to throw in..... if they don't have anything in, the label says confusingly ''vegetarian baked beans''
Shirley they ain't sausages
Admittedly they look awful, but once I'm done with em they look and taste great. Best sausages by far available here.
super_city_si
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correct. Buffered on either side with brown sauceYou filthy bastard. Fried egg with beans? The risk of cross contamination with bean juice and yolk is a risk too far. There should always be a barrier of sausages in between egg yolk and bean juice.
andyhinch
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I was cooking beans, very nice with my burger and chips btwNo it was Baddiel and Rob Newman, you stupid ****. The Mary Whitehouse Experience.
GDM is fine, unless he is drunk, then you havent quite seen anything like it, for speed and total inaccuracy of getting food into his mouth.
Edit, I've only ever seen him eat when he's pissed