Ballon d'Or 2023 | Haaland finishes 2nd

[toffee balls]

Get yer money on Messi winning it again next year

No , that will be Bellingham.

 

[I'm Blue]

Notice his highlights are all old clips.
Says it all

 

[Don Karleone]

It's a glorified popularity contest. Who cares?

 

[deano ou812]

It’s close this year folks but the award for best player 2043 goes to Lionel Messi just pipping his huge rival Cristano Ronaldo ..

 

[Cobwebcat]

Are you calling Erling Fugly?

He's a Norwegian Adonis.

Meat Shield

 

[TinFoilHat]

I notice they had to ask the audience to stand when Messi won. Not such a popular decision in the room.

To be fair Messi is only 3ft tall. Maybe the TV director was embarrassed and wanted to hide him?

 

[Stiff Little Wingers]

It’d be nice if Messi had the self awareness to acknowledge that Haaland deserved it ahead of him but footballers and self awareness rarely go hand in hand..

It would also have been nice if he had referenced Pep

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

No , that will be Bellingham.

OK, I'll have him each way :)

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Erling isn't aesthetically pleasing and he's from Norway. He never stood a chance.

Fuck off Victoria Beckham !!!!!

 

[buckshot]

Being the WC winner's penalty taker is all you need to do to win the Ballon d'or

7 goals in the WC 4 from pens.