Balotelli Facts:

[california blue]

Balotelli doesn't need to be on the pitch to get man of the match. Fact.

 

[Blue Haze]

Jesus walked on water, Balotelli swims through land.

 

[BlueGun]

Jesus walked on water, Balotelli swims through land.

LOL!

 

[lloydie]

He's got a schlong so long he's currently knobbin a bird at the Lowry.................and he's not left Italy yet.

 

[DalbeyINUK]

He once hit it off the crossbar and his glare made the ball explode.

 

[Ragnarok]

Balotelli once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

 

[california blue]

Balotelli can speak brail.

 

[Scottyboi]

Balotelli does not crash cars FACT!

 

[pinkwheeltrim]

Balotelli IS my mum!

 

[BoundedCascade]

Balotelli can speak Italian in Russian