Balotelli Facts:

[r.soleofsalford]

Balotelli can breath through his ears.



so my wife tells me

 

[Aussie!]

Bolatelli is an Italian Football player

 

[LYNX]

Is this chuck norris or what?

 

[bluerthanblue]

when it rains Balotelli doesn't get wet ......................... the rain gets Balotellied

 

[dref619]

balotelli can slam revolving doors

 

[mrbelfry]

Balotelli flew to England. The plane was optional. Entering French airspace was considered an act of war. The French surrended

 

[Jimma]

Balotelli knows where Carmen Sandiego is...

 

[bluegorton]

Glauber Berti's lawyers are monitoring this thread, fact.

 

[SuperKevinHorlock]

Bojinov will play more times for city than Balotelli.

 

[discopop]

Glauber Berti has a restraining order out on Balotelli.. FACT