balotelli & milner songs

'Can't take my eyes off you'

Oh Balotelli, you came from Italy
Oh Balotelli, to sign for Man City
Oh Balotelli, someone think of a suitable last line.
 
*adebayor song*


HE SHOOTS WITH HIS LEFT
HE SHOOTS WITH HIS RIGHTTT
OH SUPER MARIO
MAKES SONIC LOOK SHITE.


*posh spice is a slapper*

MARIO IS A PLUMBER
HE COMES FROM MUSHROOM LAND
AND WHEN HE'S SHANGING PRINCESS PEACH
SHE THINKS OF.......................................












TERRY COOKE.............OH TERRY COOOOOOOOOKKKKKEEEEEEE

:D
 
^

He scores with his left,
he scores with his right.
Our Super Mario,
makes Rooney look shite.
 
Kinky by name said:
Addams family:

His name is Balotelli,
He likes his tagliatelle,
He'll turn your legs to jelly,
He comes from Italy

class, love it mate, although can see tagliatelle causing problems to some !
 
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
 

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