Balotelli - Sterling / Liverpool Tweet

[schfc6]

Let him fuck up Liverpool for a further year. Offer him a years loan 16-17 season. Enjoy some highs and lows. Then sign him on a free for NYCFC and send him out there with Ya Ya to make NYCFC the most entertaining and marketable team in the MLS. Perhaps Richards could go too if he's still a footballer then...

 

[DruntBlunt]

The only people in that club with premier league medals got them here. We've basically injected some class and winning mentality in that club while getting their best player in return. Fair deal

Brilliant :D

 

[quiet_riot]

Funny, yes, but very telling that Mario is only ever talked about for what he's doing off the pitch.

 

[the plasterer]

That pic of mario winking at camel gob, simply brilliant, bit like his performance that day

 

[Ballertelli]

Sign balo on a free, put in his contract that if he's an idiot his wages go down, make my name on this site relevant again.

 

[ScottSinclair]

Sign balo on a free, put in his contract that if he's an idiot his wages go down, make my name on this site relevant again.

He would score goals in this team.

Then again he would also set the u8's on fire and impregnate the whole women team

 

[Clevers]

He would score goals in this team.

Then again he would also set the u8's on fire and impregnate the whole women team

I can imagine him dressing in drag to get a game with the women's team.

 

[ScottSinclair]

I can imagine him dressing in drag to get a game with the women's team.

If he really wanted to get a game with the girls I wouldn't put it past mario to just switch gender alltogether

 

[Clevers]

If he really wanted to get a game with the girls I wouldn't put it past mario to just switch gender alltogether

LOL Boss can I have word with you can you call me Marie?

 

[ScottSinclair]

LOL Boss can I have word with you?

We're talking about a guy that broke in to women prison.

Tbh, I have absolutely no idea what he would do for a living if he wasnt a footballer. Firework salesman?