Balotelli to Liverpool (merged)

[berryblue]

Re: Goodbye Liverpool FC......

You criticise Balotelli for seemingly making it all about himself (Balotelli FC), yet you decide to create your own thread rather than posting in the exisitng one.

Has anyone ever explained irony to you?

"All about himself" 5257 posts to date YEH!!!

 

[AmericanEagle]

Re: Liverpool Thread 2014/15

£115 million and counting yet City are ruining football...

The dippers out in force to welcome their new saviour Mad Mario

Funny

Come on - what is their Net spending this summer, 30M or so...that is what matters. I understand you hate Liverpool, but try to be a little honest in your hatred.

 

[AmericanEagle]

How he gets reported on and treated by the media depends on one person - Balotelli himself. The press will be waiting for him to do something stupid and when he does, (not if, when), they will be all over him like flies around shit. The opposite is true, too. If he does a replica of the goal v Norwich with his shoulder or something equally as 'clever', it will be all 'same old crazy mario' in a comical way.

As for the player himself, I'm not buying into the whole 'Milan are skint' bollocks and that's why he has cost relatively little. The only reason he has cost that low fee is because that is all he is worth. If Milan were as skint as to sell a so called world class talent for £16m, people would be after El-sharawwry for pennies. The truth is that balotelli is just a decent player, nothing more.

He will make his debut very late in august, it seems, and so I am going to predict:
4 goals between then and end of September, with Liverpool fans thinking they have a god on their hands like many fans of our club fell for believing.
Something stupid off the pitch by October.
First red of his scouse career by November.
No goals since September as we approach christmas.
Speculation he will be offloaded in the January window when the now typical balotelli pattern has come into fruition.

He won't be affecting our title chances, that's a guarantee.

Funny. It was even more of a guarantee last year that Liverpool would not contend with you... love it when folks mistake opinion for guarantee.

 

[stony]

How he gets reported on and treated by the media depends on one person - Balotelli himself. The press will be waiting for him to do something stupid and when he does, (not if, when), they will be all over him like flies around shit. The opposite is true, too. If he does a replica of the goal v Norwich with his shoulder or something equally as 'clever', it will be all 'same old crazy mario' in a comical way.

As for the player himself, I'm not buying into the whole 'Milan are skint' bollocks and that's why he has cost relatively little. The only reason he has cost that low fee is because that is all he is worth. If Milan were as skint as to sell a so called world class talent for £16m, people would be after El-sharawwry for pennies. The truth is that balotelli is just a decent player, nothing more.

He will make his debut very late in august, it seems, and so I am going to predict:
4 goals between then and end of September, with Liverpool fans thinking they have a god on their hands like many fans of our club fell for believing.
Something stupid off the pitch by October.
First red of his scouse career by November.
No goals since September as we approach christmas.
Speculation he will be offloaded in the January window when the now typical balotelli pattern has come into fruition.

He won't be affecting our title chances, that's a guarantee.

Funny. It was even more of a guarantee last year that Liverpool would not contend with you... love it when folks mistake opinion for guarantee.

You mean like singing "we're gonna win the league" two months before its ended and wearing Champions T-shirts in April ?

 

[Ducado]

How he gets reported on and treated by the media depends on one person - Balotelli himself. The press will be waiting for him to do something stupid and when he does, (not if, when), they will be all over him like flies around shit. The opposite is true, too. If he does a replica of the goal v Norwich with his shoulder or something equally as 'clever', it will be all 'same old crazy mario' in a comical way.

As for the player himself, I'm not buying into the whole 'Milan are skint' bollocks and that's why he has cost relatively little. The only reason he has cost that low fee is because that is all he is worth. If Milan were as skint as to sell a so called world class talent for £16m, people would be after El-sharawwry for pennies. The truth is that balotelli is just a decent player, nothing more.

He will make his debut very late in august, it seems, and so I am going to predict:
4 goals between then and end of September, with Liverpool fans thinking they have a god on their hands like many fans of our club fell for believing.
Something stupid off the pitch by October.
First red of his scouse career by November.
No goals since September as we approach christmas.
Speculation he will be offloaded in the January window when the now typical balotelli pattern has come into fruition.

He won't be affecting our title chances, that's a guarantee.

Funny. It was even more of a guarantee last year that Liverpool would not contend with you... love it when folks mistake opinion for guarantee.

You mean like singing "we're gonna win the league" two months before its ended and wearing Champions T-shirts in April ?

It's a part of their istryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy that they like to forget

 

[Deleted member 58678]

How he gets reported on and treated by the media depends on one person - Balotelli himself. The press will be waiting for him to do something stupid and when he does, (not if, when), they will be all over him like flies around shit. The opposite is true, too. If he does a replica of the goal v Norwich with his shoulder or something equally as 'clever', it will be all 'same old crazy mario' in a comical way.

As for the player himself, I'm not buying into the whole 'Milan are skint' bollocks and that's why he has cost relatively little. The only reason he has cost that low fee is because that is all he is worth. If Milan were as skint as to sell a so called world class talent for £16m, people would be after El-sharawwry for pennies. The truth is that balotelli is just a decent player, nothing more.

He will make his debut very late in august, it seems, and so I am going to predict:
4 goals between then and end of September, with Liverpool fans thinking they have a god on their hands like many fans of our club fell for believing.
Something stupid off the pitch by October.
First red of his scouse career by November.
No goals since September as we approach christmas.
Speculation he will be offloaded in the January window when the now typical balotelli pattern has come into fruition.

He won't be affecting our title chances, that's a guarantee.

Funny. It was even more of a guarantee last year that Liverpool would not contend with you... love it when folks mistake opinion for guarantee.

 

[Vienna_70]

Re: Liverpool Thread 2014/15

he looks boss

He's obviously been down the gym. Not surprisingly all the equipment has been nicked.

Is he related to shrek?

 

[baggy]

Nothing states how many years liverpool are behind us than this signing, the only difference is that they havent moved on from suarez where we clearly had a seed change post-tevez.

Balotelli will cost rodgers his job.

 

[Bobbins]

Re: Liverpool Thread 2014/15

he looks boss

He's obviously been down the gym. Not surprisingly all the equipment has been nicked.

Is he related to shrek?

Have you seen the two sets of electric security gates needed to keep these feral cunts out !!

 

[Rocket-footed kolarov]

It'll be interesting to see how they actually line up when they have all players fit and available. The diamond formation used last season can accommodate Balotelli and Sturridge in the forward roles, but then you have Sterling, Coutinho, Lallana, and Markovic, pushing for the one AM spot so maybe a move to a 4-2-2-2 to accommodate 2 AM's would be better. They then have four CM's in Lucas, Henderson, Gerrard and Allen, and Emre Can who can play at DM and CB. With a good rotation policy they should be able to keep everybody fresh and relatively happy. Do we expect Lucas Leiva to move on? Have Liverpool been foolish in not bringing somebody in at CM to keep everybody on their toes?