Balotelli wins 25k and gives 1k to a tramp

Freestyler said:
TheBlueNowhere said:
I'll rate the chance of the sun/daily star printing this story at 0%.

more than likely it will turn into:

'Manchester City's Mario Balotelli mugged a tramp outside a Manchester Casino, worth £1,000'

even though everyone knows the tramp wouldn't have £1,000.

Or Mario Balotelli on a loutish night out was flaunting his money and won £25,000. Outside he then raped a tramp and gave him a £1000 not to tell anybody.
 
TheBlueNowhere said:
Freestyler said:
more than likely it will turn into:

'Manchester City's Mario Balotelli mugged a tramp outside a Manchester Casino, worth £1,000'

even though everyone knows the tramp wouldn't have £1,000.

Or Mario Balotelli on a loutish night out was flaunting his money and won £25,000. Outside he then raped a tramp and gave him a £1000 not to tell anybody.


or maybe "as if this was not bad enough, he was also caught kicking a beachball in the stand against Reading, for which he quite rightly received a 3 match ban, and then at the Sunderland game he was caught not smoking in a no smoking area and given a lifetime ban on the basis of he looked a bit like someone else who had once had a cigarette
 
djelanomcfc said:
BringBackSwales said:
I bet Bobby will be pleased about the "outside the club in the early hours" the week before a semi with the scum! Mind you he played well Bobby so maybe make him do it every week?

I don't think it would take him a week to recover from being out till the early hours. Maybe if it was the night before.

Besides, it's not likely he was on a binge or anything of that sort as he said in one of his interviews that he doesn't drink.
 
redmizzle said:
djelanomcfc said:
I don't think it would take him a week to recover from being out till the early hours. Maybe if it was the night before.

Besides, it's not likely he was on a binge or anything of that sort as he said in one of his interviews that he doesn't drink.

He smokes alot though. which is just as bad imo.

tbf they usually run these stories the next day, so i'll have a gander at work.
 
Freestyler said:
TheBlueNowhere said:
I'll rate the chance of the sun/daily star printing this story at 0%.

more than likely it will turn into:

'Manchester City's Mario Balotelli mugged a tramp outside a Manchester Casino, worth £1,000'

even though everyone knows the tramp wouldn't have £1,000.

Katie price has.
 
the express are writing a detailed opinion piece on why its abhorrent to give money to homeless people, and will be actively campaigning against mario, asking for a season long ban in time for the final. published later.
 

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