Bayern Munich (H) - Tues 11th April, 20:00 | Pre-Match Thread

[SebastianBlue]

Feel free to stir Trumps porridge if that floats yer boat :)

Surely you mean dry oat (singular)?

 

[wolviedinho]

Let’s keep listing permutations, eventually one of the will be right.

Then again, it is Pep, so make sure one has Haaland as holding midfielder, with Stones playing centre forward.

Nah don’t be silly re stones. I have a funny feeling pep will actually play stones in…defence and confuse everyone including the player -;)

 

[MaskedAguero10]

Say Bayern decides to completely flood the middle, not too dissimilar to what Southampton did the other day, how do we deal with that? Do we utilize Haaland's transitional strengths and hit long balls up to him?

 

[citizen_maine]

Eddie Vedder?

(Insert Pearl Jam pun here)

Ten Vs. Once

 

[jimharri]

I am here to help you stave off cognitive decline.

Too late for that.

 

[wolviedinho]

Say Bayern decides to completely flood the middle, not too dissimilar to what Southampton did the other day, how do we deal with that? Do we utilize Haaland's transitional strengths and hit long balls up to him?

Keep it simple…get Viking to kick ball into net.

Tactics count for shit with two equal teams. It’s all on the players.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Nah don’t be silly re stones. I have a funny feeling pep will actually play stones in…defence and confuse everyone including the player -;)

“Alright gaffer, what’re my instructions tonight.”

“Defend.”

“I don’t understand.”

“Just defend.”

“Come again?”

“Keep the ball out of our net.”

“That’s it!?”

“That’s it.”

“I’m not to play CDM or CM or RB or RWB?”

“No.”

“Ok.”

[walks off in complete shock]

 

[SebastianBlue]

Too late for that.

I was being nice.

 

[wolviedinho]

“Alright gaffer, what’re my instructions tonight.”

“Defend.”

“I don’t understand.”

“Just defend.”

“Come again?”

“Keep the ball out of our net.”

“That’s it!?”

“That’s it.”

“I’m not to play CDM or CM or RB or RWB?”

“No.”

“Ok.”

[walks off in complete shock]

It worked with Cancelo and he fucked off -:)

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

That’s a blow, I was going to get there early just to enjoy the show.

Said nobody ever