Bayern Munich suspend Sadio Mané for punching Leroy Sané

[citymad]

Who snitched on them.

I think you mean who schnitzeled on them ?

 

[BringBackSwales]

I’d love to have been there and gone “ooh football friends”

 

[SWPISHOME]

I think both players should be banned by UEFA for the second leg ;)

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I heard he reminded him of this:



Leroy Leroy Leroy!

 

[aguero93:20]

Next he'll be punching Kane.

It would be like something out of a slapstick platoon/million dollar baby crossover.
First Mane would break his hand punching Kane's oversized gob, then Kane would back into one team mate attempting to remove their boots, who would go over the top of him and end up with a broken neck off the dressing room floor. After that, both players would cause utter carnage, rolling around the floor clutching various untouched body parts and scattering their team mates like bowling pins, with broken legs, ACLs and twisted ankles galore, while the referee, entering the room from his own dressing room to see what the commotion was about, would utter upon seeing Kane and Mane waving imaginary cards at him, "not again, I've already had 90 minutes of this shit off you two cunts".

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Suprised he made contact after how he played last night!

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Hospital building, school developing, village creating TWAT!!
Hope Sane fucks him up with some pliers and a blow torch - Marcellus Wallace style.

 

[hammocity]

This is an agenda against Mane, this is the guy who gives his wages away, builds schools, churches, football pitches and his truly saintly in everything he does.

Doubt he’s ever built a church.

 

[jimharri]

Hospital building, school developing, village creating TWAT!!
Hope Sane fucks him up with some pliers and a blow torch - Marcellus Wallace style.

 

[Withnail]

Good job Upamecano didn't punch anyone!

He would have probably missed going on last night's performance.