BBC and United reach a new low (FA Youth Cup related - City champions)

HR Director BBC: "Hello Simon Stone, we really don't want to lose you in the next round of job cuts, but we are going to have to put you at risk of redundancy".
Simon Stone :"But, Manchester United need me to keep them relevant..."
HR Director BBC: "I'm sorry Simon, but we cannot justify the cost of keeping you on the books".
Simon Stone: "Bah...I'm going to talk to Sir Alex about this, you will regret this decision..."
HR Director BBC: "Don't forget the reskilling allowance...you've always said you'd like to have a go at Masterchef and I could put in a good word for you with Grace Dent".
Simon Stone: "Fxxx Oxx..."
HR Director BBC: "There is no need for that Simon...you now risk being dismissed summarily without notice!"
Simon Stone: "I'm very sorry...I was not thinking straight..."
HR Director BBC: "You've been a very naughty boy Simon...you will be allowed to write one more comment about seats being empty at the Etihad and then I will need your computer and passcard"
 
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So tell me again whose fault it was that united didn't win?

Screaming at the officials whilst a bunch of kids are getting their medals and trophy lift.

Complaining that the draw wasn't fair because City were drawn at home, and declined to give up home advantage.

That's the mark that that club. Setting their kids up to fail from the start. Expect results rather than work for them. Trade off your brand rather than your ability. Get a journo shill to blow smoke up your backsides and paper over the cracks.

Carry on. I'm sure United will congratulate us at some point, just like they'll probably say thanks for letting us use Maine Road after their place got bombed, thanks for giving us half your squad after the war, and thanks for giving us a lot to wear when we were literally standing in rags.

Act with decency? Not in my lifetime!
 
The FA must clamp down on clubs celebrating winning trophies, look at these despicable scenes from vila park last year....
Even more unbelievable, the losing club Manchester City were gracious in defeat, congratulated Villa and failed to fabricate a horse shit narrative to deflect losing. The game's gone...
 

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So tell me again whose fault it was that united didn't win?

Screaming at the officials whilst a bunch of kids are getting their medals and trophy lift.

Complaining that the draw wasn't fair because City were drawn at home, and declined to give up home advantage.

That's the mark that that club. Setting their kids up to fail from the start. Expect results rather than work for them. Trade off your brand rather than your ability. Get a journo shill to blow smoke up your backsides and paper over the cracks.

Carry on. I'm sure United will congratulate us at some point, just like they'll probably say thanks for letting us use Maine Road after their place got bombed, thanks for giving us half your squad after the war, and thanks for giving us a lot to wear when we were literally standing in rags.

Act with decency? Not in my lifetime!
3000 for their semi final , 900 in the away end last night
 
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HR Director BBC: "Hello Simon Stone, we really don't want to lose you in the next round of job cuts, but we are going to have to put you at risk of redundancy".
Simon Stone :"But, Manchester United need me to keep them relevant..."
HR Director BBC: "I'm sorry Simon, but we cannot justify the cost of keeping you on the books".
Simon Stone: "Bah...I'm going to talk to Sir Alex about this, you will regret this decision..."
HR Director BBC: "Don't forget the reskilling allowance...you've always said you'd like to have a go at Masterchef and I could put in a good word for you with Grace Dent".
Simon Stone: "Fxxx Oxx..."
HR Director BBC: "There is no need for that Simon...you now risk being dismissed summarily without notice!"
Simon Stone: "I'm very sorry...I was not thinking straight..."
HR Director BBC: "You've been a very naughty boy Simon...you will be allowed to write one more comment about seats being empty at the Etihad and then I will need your computer and passcard"
Or try Dancing on Thin Ice
 
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