Beards

[DelToro]

He'll take it on the chin


**checks wiki for beard puns**

I ain't biting today.

Those goat puns took it out of me yesterday.

We really milked it eh?

Fuck right off.

I'm not playing.

 

[The Flash]

I ain't biting today.

Those goat puns took it out of me yesterday.

We really milked it eh?

Fuck right off.

I'm not playing.

You're kidding?

 

[DelToro]

We really milked it eh?

Fuck right off.

I'm not playing.

You're kidding?

Nope and you can fuck off as well.

I have exhausted my pun bank this week - don't forget that I made several telling contributions to the Russian pun thread earlier in the week and I'm still recovering from spending 36 hours in Exeter.

 

[Number 1 is Colin Bell]

Beards?

What is the point of them except to cover up part of your face?

Like ties - they just cover up the buttons on your shirt!

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Fucked off with this thread, going to grow one now for the hell of it.!!!

 

[DelToro]

Fucked off with this thread, going to grow one now for the hell of it.!!!

Pic without and then a pic with the beard once fully fledged please.

Then we can work out whether you look a bigger twat with or without.

My money is on you with the beard.

But it could be a close run thing.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Fucked off with this thread, going to grow one now for the hell of it.!!!

Pic without and then a pic with the beard once fully fledged please.

Then we can work out whether you look a bigger twat with or without.

My money is on you with the beard.

But it could be a close run thing.

I'd join this however I think I'd be labeled a **** before and after, let alone a twat.

 

[mancityvstoke]

you taschy faced blue cunts

 

[nelsons willie]

My mum reckons I look like the Yorkshire Ripper, with a beard

Does that mean you have 2 beards.

 

[Bill Walker]

Is there anything more absurd than a moustache?

Yup - bald head with a beard!!! Why???

because I like to have some hair

maybe your not perfect either