Fuckin hell, laughed out loud at that. Thank you sirUnlike you I have absolutely no professional qualifications or any experience whatsoever in this however I don’t see my lack of suitable skills as a barrier to providing quality advice on BM. I’d just torch it and claim off the insurance.
Don't forget to torch the daughters house as they've already transferred the little buggers. Then they can all stay in a hotel like sensible people.Unlike you I have absolutely no professional qualifications or any experience whatsoever in this however I don’t see my lack of suitable skills as a barrier to providing quality advice on BM. I’d just torch it and claim off the insurance.
Some bugs are bigger than others. Some bugs mothers are bigger than other bugs mothers.Worked in a children's home and once had an infestation (thankfully not in my house) a few times.
New Kids arriving would bring them in with their clothing and it would just spread so fast.
We had 5 houses in a circle. First house got it. Had to throw 12 mattresses out and buy new ones and kept the plastic covering on them on. Took all of their clothes (12.kids worth of clothes) to an industrial laundrette and washed everything twice.
Just before we did the wash one of the kids was switched to another house and boom! That house was under seige...... 12 more mattresses.... and industrial washes.
No idea how they got into the 3rd house.... these kids were always swapping clothes or visited the other houses?
After that when a kid arrived all of their clothes were tossed and new ones given. Also we inspected their hair for lice as that went through the houses too.
We deep cleaned every part of the houses - rugs tossed (we didn't have carpets) and either sprays or powder put down.
Every mattresses was then covered in a plastic case (the type so if a kid pee'd at night it wouldn't soak the mattress) which was a good thing anyway....
Took a few good weeks and really keeping on top of the kids and the cleaning to get rid of them
I camped at Palm Cove for a month many years ago, had rhino beetles as big as a vole wandering through the tent, fruit bats decided they liked the tree we were under and started 'hanging out' there. Huge lizards, box jellyfish came on shore at the end and they had to close the beach down, then you had to watch for coconuts falling on your head.
Camping eh ? Fuck that :)I camped at Palm Cove for a month many years ago, had rhino beetles as big as a vole wandering through the tent, fruit bats decided they liked the tree we were under and started 'hanging out' there. Huge lizards, box jellyfish came on shore at the end and they had to close the beach down, then you had to watch for coconuts falling on your head.