Belgium v Slovakia - Mon 17th June, 17:00 | Euro 2024 Group E

[Haaland94]

Kudos to Slovakia. Exceptional 45 mins from them, and a deserved lead. Could have scored a couple more as well, but the Belgian keeper did well. The likes of Romania and Slovakia looking better than England, thus far.

Lukaku had about three 100% chances and he couldn't score in a brothel. Shocking performance.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Lovely to see Lukaku still has the touch of a Kurdish sex offender.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Bar sporadic moments Belgium have been awful..

They've created enough chances to be leading by about 3-1!

That offside with Lukaku, where Jezzer looks rather bemused, is a re-iteration of the Rashford-St. Bruno offside, but this time it's given. Did Unlucky Luke touch it or was it 'interfering with play' but this time called?

 

[jimharri]

Kudos to Slovakia. Exceptional 45 mins from them, and a deserved lead. Could have scored a couple of more as well, but the Belgian keeper did well. The likes of Romania and Slovakia looking better than England, thus far.

Lukaku had about three 100% chances and he couldn't score in a brothel. Shocking performance.

They look very untroubled out there.

*cue 3 Belgian goals in the second half*

 

[lust overlord]

Is that who it is.

He's absolutely terrible,how these guys keep getting employment as pundits is a bloody mystery.

 

[cookster]

Let's not forgot Belgium trusted Martinez with their golden generation.
No sympathy.

 

[jimharri]

Christ; Strachan's looking like a wino these days.

 

[bluemoon32]

It's ok banging on about the Belgian 'golden generation' but they achieved fuck all

 

[Gray]

Lukaku is just a big lump, Trossard gone missing, Kevin well past his prime. Belgium’s only hope is Doku.

Plus you can’t win a tournament with the likes of Faes in your defence.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Belgium's defence and midfield are poor, Kev has to drop deep because the double pivot have little creativity, Trossard is having a shocker and so is Doku since his mistake after a bright start, and Lukaku is so wasteful and clumsy, very poor so far.

A massive improvement for Lukaku would be if he came out second half wearing ballet pumps and a tutu, or just a pair of oversized wellies!