Benjamin Mendy

[razman]

Off to Liverpool

...... Not today

 

[worsleyweb]

City send an escort to make sure Mendy makes it here

Can any of them play fullback?

 

[Ajm1985]

He's a funny lad

 

[BlueisCity]

Someone slide into his twitter DMs

 

[lee_wsm]

Think we need a signing to lift spirits a little

 

[kaz7]

Don't fuck this one up txiki

 

[MCityFC]

It doesn't actually say 'City representatives' it says 'English representatives' - could be anyone!

True... FFS...but all the Liverpool ITKs have said he's coming to City. Following Ederson, liking his first day pic... surely he's joining us. Unless Txiki fucks it up

 

[Silva_Spell]

He has been stroking our balls for a while now. We can't fail on this one.


Right?

 

[RandomJ]

I couldn't take us missing out on this one. Please just fucking sign him.

 

[GX Blue]

Ahhh I can see it now....

Txiki almost completes the deal.... Says to Mendy.... We can’t do a medical and sign the papers today I’m afraid Benny son as I forgot Ive got to complete a deal with some 15 year old nobody from Albania which I’m now prioritising so I’ve called a hotel where you can stay until I’m ready to complete the deal.
The hotel is in Liverpool next to Anfield so don’t be afraid to mingle with the locals to pass the time Benny boy....
Ok, will do Txiki, see you when you’re ready.