*****************Bentley To Sign************************

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I know for a FACT Abdul222333 is telling the truth. Bentley is a triffic player and Crouch is amazingly tall. It makes sense. Notice how Abdul is a middleeastern name. Obviously he's an oil barron. I'm confused by the 222333 but I suspect thats just to put us off the scent.

Think of the alternative. That he's coming on here posting bullshit about crappy players. That would be ridiculous.

Thanks Abdul! I love you!

No problem with the numbers - they're the only ones he knows.

 

[twinkletoes]

Abdul, Your Mother Was a Hamster and Your Father Smelt of Elderberries.