Best baby-making/love songs of ALL time!

[glen quagmire]

My first child was concieved to this

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Z9-QCmZyw[/youtube]

My second child to this

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tSvimZiY6k[/youtube]

I might have had my third child last night but thats because i was watching liz lemon

How the fuck do you know that? Do you fuck once a year? Have you only fucked her twice? Are you married/in a relationship and use jonny bags?

 

[mcfcfaz]

My first child was concieved to this

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Z9-QCmZyw[/youtube]

My second child to this

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tSvimZiY6k[/youtube]

I might have had my third child last night but thats because i was watching liz lemon

How the fuck do you know that? Do you fuck once a year? Have you only fucked her twice? Are you married/in a relationship and use jonny bags?

Been together for 8 years,only ever used the withdrawal technique ,its why she has such smooth skin ,only came inside her twice hence the 2 kids ,and yes i came in her the other night so shes probably pregnant now :(

 

[pominoz]

My first child was concieved to this

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Z9-QCmZyw[/youtube]

My second child to this

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tSvimZiY6k[/youtube]

I might have had my third child last night but thats because i was watching liz lemon

How the fuck do you know that? Do you fuck once a year? Have you only fucked her twice? Are you married/in a relationship and use jonny bags?

Been together for 8 years,only ever used the withdrawal technique ,its why she has such smooth skin ,only came inside her twice hence the 2 kids ,and yes i came in her the other night so shes probably pregnant now :(

How the fuck have you managed to not withdraw only twice in 8 years?

As Billy Connoly said "at the point of ejaculation, a herd of wild horse's could not make my arse move backwards"

 

[Ancient Citizen]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXmi6MokHsw[/youtube]

Great shout. Try the version by George Thorogood and the Destroyers, even more rocky.

 

[mcfcfaz]

How the fuck do you know that? Do you fuck once a year? Have you only fucked her twice? Are you married/in a relationship and use jonny bags?

Been together for 8 years,only ever used the withdrawal technique ,its why she has such smooth skin ,only came inside her twice hence the 2 kids ,and yes i came in her the other night so shes probably pregnant now :(

How the fuck have you managed to withdraw only twice in 8 years?

As Billy Connoly said "at the point of ejaculation, a herd of wild horse's could not make my arse move backwards"

I wish i could offer an explanation ,but i just don't know.

 

[pominoz]

Been together for 8 years,only ever used the withdrawal technique ,its why she has such smooth skin ,only came inside her twice hence the 2 kids ,and yes i came in her the other night so shes probably pregnant now :(

How the fuck have you managed to withdraw only twice in 8 years?

As Billy Connoly said "at the point of ejaculation, a herd of wild horse's could not make my arse move backwards"

I wish i could offer an explanation ,but i just don't know.

Sorry, missed out "not" in my post. edited.

That takes some major control, get the snip and blast away ;-)

 

[york away to this!]

has to be masters of love rock, Dead Kennedys with their sweet little seducer "Too Drunk To Fuck"

chicks simply melt.