Best Chat Up Lines

[Bucharest Blue]

Lets have everyones best chat up lines they've heard or used in the past..

ill have a go first....

"alright love,.. do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a BJ ?"

"errrm, no why?"

"ill have two cheeseburgers then please"

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Only ever used one, it was:

'Is your father a thief...cos you look like a gypsy'

I think that humbling girls is the best way to pull them, this one worked a treat

 

[samy]

gO TO THE GIRL TAKE HER HAND KISS IT AND SAY "im here wats ya other two wishes" In my experieance never fookin worked but ill keep trying

 

[AyrshireBlue]

One to be used on holiday or down south (pre marriage days obviously)

Get chatting to girl & ask "do you have a bit of Scottish in you" wait for obligatory "No" then ask "would you like some" .................either got a slap or yer Nat King.

 

[joe corrigans god]

hi im an escalator wanna go down on me or hi like my new jeans and if she says yeah say they are going to look great on your bedroom floor in the morning

 

[Philbo]

i don't need chat up lines i'm sexy as fuck!

 

[AyrshireBlue]

i don't need chat up lines i'm sexy as fuck!

Goes without saying......................I get incredibly aroused just reading your posts, if i ever met you I'd be on all fours shouting "ride me cowboy" within seconds!!!!!!!!

 

[Bucharest Blue]

Do you like chicken ??

Yeah...

well suck my c*ck caus its foul!!



works... none of the time!!

 

[Philbo]

i don't need chat up lines i'm sexy as fuck!

Goes without saying......................I get incredibly aroused just reading your posts, if i ever met you I'd be on all fours shouting "ride me cowboy" within seconds!!!!!!!!

get in the queue! x

 

[johnmc]

Nice shoes, fancy a fuck