Best Chat Up Lines

[JoJo]

"Nice shirt"
"Thanks it was 10% off"
"Really? Lets go back to mine and see if we can get it 100% off"

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Do you like chicken ??

Yeah...

well suck my c*ck caus its foul!!



works... none of the time!!

That chat up line also has a "sister".

Do you like fruit?

Yes

Well suck my cock - its a peach

Courtesy of Sid the Sexist I believe

 

[johnmc]

"Nice shirt"
"Thanks it was 10% off"
"Really? Lets go back to mine and see if we can get it 100% off"

Have to be pretty fortunate to get the 10% off line in reply to your original question.

 

[AyrshireBlue]

"Do you bake............cos you've got great buns"

Thats for Philbo, cos I bet he does have great buns. x

 

[Philbo]

"Do you bake............cos you've got great buns"

Thats for Philbo, cos I bet he does have great buns. x

*winks!*

 

[gis]

my names dick do u like it

 

[AyrshireBlue]

*winks!*

*blushes & seductively licks lips*

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Hi, show us your axe wound.

 

[Bozo]

"You're coming home with me, now get in my fucking car right now before I get really fucking angry"

I'm so lonely :(

 

[pudge]

"Nice shirt"
"Thanks it was 10% off"
"Really? Lets go back to mine and see if we can get it 100% off"

Think there might be a bit of Scrubs in that one ;)