Best opening line to a song?

“It’s bad woman o’clock.”

— Lizzo, “It’s About Damn Time”

Heard this on my daughter’s playlist (she’s 17). I asked, “Who is this?” She looks at me like either I have grown an extra nose, or as if I’m the stupidest person on plant earth. “Dad . . . it’s LIZZO [followed by an extremely loud and exasperated sigh].
Oh come onnnnnnn. It's Lizzo, howwwwww could you NOT have heard of Lizzo Foggy.
She's the one fat shaming her slightly overweight dancers even though she is the size of a super tanker.


Duh.

(I've actually never heard her sing, I just saw it in the news ;-)
 
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Yesterday I got so old
I felt like I could die
Yesterday I got so old
It made me want to cry
Go on, go on, just walk away
Go on, go on, your choice is made
Go on, go on, and disappear
Go on, go on away from here……
 
Here comes my epiphany been sitting all so patiently
give me something I can shout about Oh Lord don’t let me down
I give you universal gleam I’ll help you fix your broken dreams
I’ll give you something you can shout about I won’t ever let you down. LG
 
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