Best opening line to a song?

[LWashington]

I had to escape the city was sticky and cruel, maybe I should have called you first But I was dying to get to you.

 

[quincunx]

little orphans in the snow with nowhere to call home

 

[quincunx]

copperhead's out of the bath, time for wine

 

[LWashington]

Remember the good old 1980s, when things were so uncomplicated?
I wish I could go back there again and everything could be the same.

 

[foggy1974]

 

[bluebc]

Fuck off and die

 

[maccieblue]

BASACAG has got some classic lyrics, many of which are not particularly PC these days... but fookin funny all the same.

One of me best mates ,he come from Macc and we used to go out pulling crack
Now I know it's just a farce cos he's got .

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair

 

[ctidcarl]

Shall we take a trip down memory lane
Head in the clouds into the acid rain

 

[Kirkstall Blue]

“Made a meal and threw it up on Sunday I gotta lotta things to learn” by Noel Gallagher
Liam with Bonehead and an orchestra, “perfect”