Best put downs....

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Bessie Braddock: ‘Winston, you are drunk!’

Churchill: ‘Bessie, my dear, you are ugly. But, tomorrow, I shall be sober’

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Straight back, bent knees.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

You're a c#nt.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

I was stood in a queue at Starbucks one time and in front of me was a builder and his young oppo. The oppo was telling a story which his boss wasn't even slightly interested in.

After about 30 seconds, the builder said "You know this story lad? Can you get to the chapter where you shut the fuck up!?"

 

[Barcon]

You remind me of a very good friend of mine….. in absolutely no way whatsoever.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Don’t try to be clever, it doesn’t suit you.

I said that to Misty but he didn’t understand

 

[Mikeegrini]

The best part of you leaked down the crack of your mums arse after yer dad rolled off.

 

[mexico1970]

You were a wank until your mum got in the way.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

You know the 5 Lamps?
Yeah! Well hang your bollox on it.

 

[TinFoilHat]

A vet?