Best put downs....

[r.soleofsalford]

My recent come back, If I get rags commenting when I have my City hat on. "We can`t all be winners mate but you`ll always have your memories".

My old one was, "I don`t know who the fuck you are or who the fuck you support but whoever you fucking are and whoever you fucking support you can fuck off because we are above you in the league"

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

If your cock was as big as your mouth, you would be a porn star.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

One from Shameless;