Big July Announcement

The Sheikh has decided to pull down the ground and build an exact replica of Maine Road in an attempt to improve the atmosphere. Those standing in the Kippax will have to pay £200 a match, but will get free Bovril. A maze of grotty terraced streets will be built around the place, and a large number of dogs will be acquired to provide the necessary authentic shit in the back alleys. A line of 76 route buses in Manchester Corporation livery will replace the trams.
 
each member of the forum "bluemoon" is to receive a substantial cash sum.

WUMs 30k
ITKs 90k
rag/non rag masters of disguise 120k
religious buffoons 20k
lefties 450k, though they have to distribute it equally amongst all members
righties 850k to keep selfishly to themselves
pelle inners 15k
pelle outers 10k
posters of gratuitous pics 69k
BB2k
punners 35k per pun (one pun only counts per post)
muffin 2k
barm 5k
bap 56k
 
Just been presented with a 'new stadium tour' screen when I go on the official site....it's probably this.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.mcfc.co.uk/The-Club/The-Stadium-and-Club-Tours/Manchester-City-Stadium-and-Club-Tour/?utm_source=mcfc.co.uk&utm_medium=interstitial&utm_campaign=2013_stadiumtour" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.mcfc.co.uk/The-Club/The-Stad ... tadiumtour</a>
 

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