Biggest bellend in football (with no connections to United or Liverpool)

[mat]

The German trio
Breitner, khr, Beckenbauer

Along these lines, that **** Oliver Kahn. The German Robin Askwith.

 

[Toffeedude]

Ashley Cole
Joey Barton
Alan Shearer
Fat Sam
Messi
John Terry

 

[stan bowles]

Simon Jordan or Javier Tebas. Probably Tebas just shades it.

 

[CBD]

Ashley Cole
Joey Barton
Alan Shearer
Fat Sam
Messi
John Terry

Messi and Fat Sam in same category

 

[Penworthamblue]

Boiled bollock on talkshite

 

[Penworthamblue]

I know he played for the rags but I hate the cvunt

 

[KentBlue]

Boiled bollock on talkshite

Ah, yes. I’d forgotten about that çunt.

 

[Whether or not]

Harry “Churchill dog” Redknapp with his pseudo cockney barrow boy, dodgy geezer image.
Always had his eye on the next superstar but got blown out of the water once City, Rags, dippers etc found out.
Otherwise Tebas, Scott Brown and a myriad of so called journalists are good shouts.

Scott Brown, the definition of a 10pence tough guy. Good shout.

 

[antspider]

Alan what a **** shearer (player)
Simon Jordan, all round **** (****)

 

[I'm With Stupid]

If we can expand it to leeches piggybacking on the success of footballers, then Mino Raiola and Dimitry Seluk.