Biggest bellend in football (with no connections to United or Liverpool)

[Stoned Rose]

Ron ‘Chopper’ Harris must be in the running with a name like that. You don’t get called Chopper unless you have a huge bellend.

Definitely not Gary Neville with his button mushroom dick according to Royston Keane.

We might have an ex-player or 2 in the running with the amount of donkeys we’ve had playing for us in the past & we all know what theirs are like!!

Other than that I’d have no idea as I’ve not showered with many players recently

Maly running the thread like a boss.

 

[solley attwell]

Probably the biggest pond life that ever played in the top flight and he gets extra points for a shite goal celebration. I give you
Lee ' fuckin ' Hughes

 

[mike1923]

Not long thankfully. You know you're shite when Scott brown outplayed you. Thankfully we now have kamara, Jack, Aribo, Davis and arfield

From what I recall Scott Brown twatted him a few times and he fucked off elsewhere and legged it away but my memory may be playing tricks

 

[Messi38]

From what I recall Scott Brown twatted him a few times and he fucked off elsewhere and legged it away but my memory may be playing tricks

That is what happened. Imagine being an even bigger **** and pussy than Scott brown. Brutal.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Danny Mills

 

[Dirty Harry]

Proper ****.

Gives a bizarre faux "PhD level of complexity" answer to every fucking question to appear clever.

Bizarre thing being , I once listened to a radio programme in which Joey Barton pissed all over him intellectually, so much so it was embarrassing!

Two that irritate the shit out of me, Glenn Hoddle and Andy Fackin Taaaaarnsend, both have the same two settings , “talking bollocks” and “stating the bleedin obvious”, both have that southern “know it all” air about them, offering their opinion up as fact, footballs version of those annoying southerners you meet on holiday abroad , pair of cunts.

 

[Impeccable One]

Has to be David Silva, we all saw the picture of him in his underwear ! Or have I misunderstood the OP ?

 

[Horlocksleftpeg]

Has to be David Silva, we all saw the picture of him in his underwear ! Or have I misunderstood the OP ?

We have a winner!

 

[Horlocksleftpeg]

John Terry
Danny Mills
Paul Merson
Richard Keys
Ian “65 million” Darke
Sergio Ramos
The Porto manager
Neil Warnock
Neymar
Charlie Adam
Martin Tyler
Lesse Jingard (to disguise the Utd connection)
Courtney Meppen-Walters

All people I wouldn’t tire of slapping

 

[SJC]

Ibrahimović - I know he had a season or two at the swamp but aside from that he’s been an absolute self obsessed c##t everywhere he’s been. Can’t stand him.