Biggest bellend in football (with no connections to United or Liverpool)

[eversince 76]

Old G14 boards and their representatives at the FAs, UEFA and FIFA.

 

[LongsightM13]

David Pleat for skipping onto the pitch after city we’re relegated because we lost too his shit Luton team

The kerb crawler shuffle

 

[Northernstorirs]

Neil Lennon

 

[BillCarlisle]

I did a match control course once with an ex-referee who I won't name.

He said he'd been the fourth official for a match at Sheffield United when Wanker was in charge. Wanker was up to his usual antics, berating the referee, the linesmen and constantly in the ear of the chap who told us the story. The officials team somehow got through the 90 minutes without snapping and sending Wanker to the stand.

A few days later, the fourth official was running a class at Doncaster Rovers' ground with a room full of 14/15 year olds about welfare in football. There was a reserve match that night and guess who was there scouting?

He said that Wanker walked past the door and caught a glimpse through the window within the door. He carried on for a few steps until the penny dropped and then doubled back, burst into the room and started ranting to the kids;

"Don't listen to this bastard lads, him and the referee cost my team points on Saturday. Fucking useless they were. Fucking shit decision after shit decision."

He's on telly up here quite often, being interviewed by NE & Cumbria BBC Sport.
Anyone who didn't know about him would easily be fooled by his charming, smiley, hail fellow well met demeanour. He comes across as everyone's favourite uncle. Makes me sick - we are all aware of what he's really like. That's why he gets my vote for Biggest Bell End. Also gets my vote for the Most Accurate Nickname in Football award.

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

Wenger
Linekar
Shearer
Infact any of the BBC pundits
Anyone who goes on Talk Sport

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Garth Crooks

 

[oman0115]

Jimmy Bullard gets on my t!ts, I just don't think he's funny and he's a bit of a try hard

 

[bondsman]

100% the twat that is Simon Jordan.
Warnick and Pullis both cocks
Martin Tyler allegedly has not connection but is a massive bellend
John Terry

 

[Airbags Optional]

Tyler
Lineker
Shearer
Darke

 

[urban genie]

Paul Gasgoine

He practically spent and wasted his career acting like a bellend