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Birds who like Football...
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4HeatonsBlue
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It's always been a life time ambition of mine to finger a bird in the ground so on occasion they would have their uses
4HeatonsBlue said:It's always been a life time ambition of mine to finger a bird in the ground so on occasion they would have their uses
haahahahaahahahahahhahahaha funniest thing ever
blue_bird
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markbmcfc said:To be honest, I havent ever tried flirting with a bird who's a City fan, so I dont know how it would feel. Assuming i was single I would imagine it to be better than flirting with some dolly bird that knows nothing about football. Could quite happily sit there chatting a bird up who's wearing a City shirt and knee high boots :)
Come to think of it, Where's Nicki?
;)
I'm here! Yes, your theory is a good one, but you're not single so that's the end of THAT one!
Oh and they were thigh high boots actually ;@)
As for men who don't like women that are into football...all I can say is, it's most definitely your loss, you'd never come before City anyway! That's why I'm single!
Scottyboi
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Im at a happy medium i go to every match i can afford. She watch's them on tv with me if i cant go. Its all good she sticks up for them.
Prefer to be at football with mates.
Prefer to be at football with mates.
markbmcfc
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blue_bird said:markbmcfc said:To be honest, I havent ever tried flirting with a bird who's a City fan, so I dont know how it would feel. Assuming i was single I would imagine it to be better than flirting with some dolly bird that knows nothing about football. Could quite happily sit there chatting a bird up who's wearing a City shirt and knee high boots :)
Come to think of it, Where's Nicki?
;)
I'm here! Yes, your theory is a good one, but you're not single so that's the end of THAT one!
Oh and they were thigh high boots actually ;@)
As for men who don't like women that are into football...all I can say is, it's most definitely your loss, you'd never come before City anyway! That's why I'm single!
Lol. Kill Joy!
I'll just have to look and not touch then. :)
EastStandLower
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My missus is into football, has a season ticket next to me. I really don't mind her coming to games and to be honest we usually have a right good day out.
Train from Notlob, a beer in town, a couple in Mary D's off to the ground for another beer and a bet and the mandatory Balti pie.
Watch the match, back to Mary D's, one at the station and then back home. She enjoys the day and so do I so I don't have a problem with it.
We watch most live prem games on the box and the soaps get taped for her to watch at her convenience.
I was a bit disappointed the other Sunday when she winked at me and said "Do you fancy an early night?" "Of course I replied!" never one to turn down an offer like that, she said "Great we can watch Match of the day 2 in bed!"
I'm surrounded by women who are into football, my nieces have season tickets at Bolton and my Mother in law has had a season ticket at Leeds for donkeys years. A real fan, followed them through thick and thin, I ve even known her sit in the back of a transit van to get over to Yorkshire for a match! We have common ground in hating the scum and I ve witnessed her reduce plastic rags to tears with her knowledge of football.
Train from Notlob, a beer in town, a couple in Mary D's off to the ground for another beer and a bet and the mandatory Balti pie.
Watch the match, back to Mary D's, one at the station and then back home. She enjoys the day and so do I so I don't have a problem with it.
We watch most live prem games on the box and the soaps get taped for her to watch at her convenience.
I was a bit disappointed the other Sunday when she winked at me and said "Do you fancy an early night?" "Of course I replied!" never one to turn down an offer like that, she said "Great we can watch Match of the day 2 in bed!"
I'm surrounded by women who are into football, my nieces have season tickets at Bolton and my Mother in law has had a season ticket at Leeds for donkeys years. A real fan, followed them through thick and thin, I ve even known her sit in the back of a transit van to get over to Yorkshire for a match! We have common ground in hating the scum and I ve witnessed her reduce plastic rags to tears with her knowledge of football.
theholyswan
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4HeatonsBlue said:Does anyone really want one of these? Does anyone have one?
I could think of nothing worse than a bird trying to engage me on the complexities of the offside trap
It's just not really right is it
Don't get me wrong I have a couple of female friends who regularly follow city and I admire them because of that but its not really what you want is it?
Call me sexist... But
Even if a bird attends every game in a season and watches back to back football on the tele. I still switch off when they start talking to me about Football. There is a little voice in the back of my head saying"Yeah, yeah love i can see your mouth moving but to be honest i'm not really listening to anything coming out of it, because at the end of the day your a woman".
Its really narrow minded i know and i wouldnt class myself as sexist. But its only in terms of football.
For example if a woman gives me business advice i listen, if a woman gives me relationship advice i listen. But as soon as they mention football im like "yeah what you say makes sense, but i cant help but think a blokes told you that".
Saying that i love women.
"Hides behind a large wall with a Bra on my head for Protection"
tommyducks
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Rodney Marsh was on Sky till they sacked him. Once on a phone-in a female Liverpool fan was making some good points about team selection and their chances in Europe. Rodney sat and listened, and at the end said "You make some good points there love..... but shouldn't you be getting your husband's tea ready?"
crizack
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tommyducks said:Rodney Marsh was on Sky till they sacked him. Once on a phone-in a female Liverpool fan was making some good points about team selection and their chances in Europe. Rodney sat and listened, and at the end said "You make some good points there love..... but shouldn't you be getting your husband's tea ready?"
HAHAHA!