Blanked by Neighbour

I am supposed to wear glasses all the time but ive yet to do this while going outside. I only let on to people who let on to me first, mainly because i aint got a feckin clue who they are. Sometimes i can make out their shape and call them by name. Usually its allright mate and then im left wondering who the hell it was.
 
Ah. Happened to speak to the fella today about this and turns out his mum's just died, so he's been a bit topsy turvy.

To quote the late, great Guru of Gangstarr: 'Actions not reactions, don't be quick to judge. You never know the hardships people don't speak of'.
 
johnny on the spot said:
Funny thing walking home just now. My neighbour who I've lived next door to for nearly three years just ignored me in the street.

Can anyone guess what I might have done to piss him off?

Perhaps you left a johnny in his bedroom??
 
Barcon said:
Does everyone meet out front for a drink on bin night?
I'm often amused by the bi-weekly spectacle of the chinese old bloke who attempts to put his bag of rubbish in his neighbours recycling bin. They're all onto him and come out telling him to fuck off and he hasn't got a clue what they're talking about
 
johnny on the spot said:
Ah. Happened to speak to the fella today about this and turns out his mum's just died, so he's been a bit topsy turvy.

To quote the late, great Guru of Gangstarr: 'Actions not reactions, don't be quick to judge. You never know the hardships people don't speak of'.

Ah, sort of good news, at least for you Johnny.
 
StrangewaysHereWeCome said:
Barcon said:
Does everyone meet out front for a drink on bin night?
I'm often amused by the bi-weekly spectacle of the chinese old bloke who attempts to put his bag of rubbish in his neighbours recycling bin. They're all onto him and come out telling him to fuck off and he hasn't got a clue what they're talking about

Someone on my street did this to me once and overloaded my bin, and round our way if your bins overflowing the bin men don't take it. Luckily I spotted it when I was leaving for work (bin men don't come round til about 10). If I catch the twat doing it again i'm going to rip the bags up and dump all his shit into his front garden.
 
Go round is house for any reason you can think of, ask him if you can do something in your garden the second weekend of July or some other bollocks, you can gage from that whether he has it in from you by his answer and demeanor.
 
nelsons willie said:
I am supposed to wear glasses all the time but ive yet to do this while going outside. I only let on to people who let on to me first, mainly because i aint got a feckin clue who they are. Sometimes i can make out their shape and call them by name. Usually its allright mate and then im left wondering who the hell it was.

Please say you wear them in your car?
 

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