Blazing Saddles.

First 70 mins are nothing short of genius, then it gets a bit strange at the end!

That said, still a class film.
 
Amazing film, everything is very clever and is so funny(Mongo knocking at the horse!!)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVpypcLbbIE[/youtube]


But no way would it ever be made now
The PC police woild make sure of that
 
''Excuse me while I whip this out.''
Cue sounds of shrieking women!

''Telegram for Mongo.''

[Gabby Johnson sees the sheriff riding into town]
Gabby Johnson: ''Hey! The sheriff's a nig...''
[Clock bell chimes]
Harriet Johnson: ''What did he say?''
Dr. Sam Johnson: ''He said the sheriff's near.''
Gabby Johnson: ''No, gone blame it dang blammit! The sheriff is a nig...''
[Clock bell chimes again]

""What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.''

Bart: ''Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?''
Jim: ''Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw...''
Bart: [quickly] ''Well, let's play chess.''

Bart: ''What's your name?''
Jim: ''Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim.''

Absolutely fantastic film.
 
Reverend Johnson: ''Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.''

Lili Von Shtupp: ''Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?''
 
jimharri said:
Reverend Johnson: ''Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.''

Lili Von Shtupp: ''Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?''
Click to expand...

Lili Von Shtupp -" Men are always coming and going,
And going and coming,
And always too soon!!!!"
 
We go a riding into town, a wooping and a shooting every living thing, except the women folk

You spare the women?

Nope, we rape the shit outta them
 
Lili Von Shtupp: ''A wed wose; how womantic.''

Bart: ''Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?''
Elderly Woman: ''Up yours, n*****''

Mongo: ''Mongo only pawn... in game of life.''

Hedley Lamarr: ''My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.''
Taggart: ''God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.''

Lili Von Shtupp (talking to Bart): ''Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?''
[sound of zipper opening]
Lili Von Shtupp: ''Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!''

Lili Von Shtupp: ''Would you like another schnitzengruben?''
Bart: ''No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.''
Lili Von Shtupp: ''Well, then how about a little...''
[whispers in his ear]
Bart: ''Baby, please! I am not from Havana.''
Lili Von Shtupp: ''Will I... see you again?''
Bart: ''Well, it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on.''
 
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