Blazing Saddles

Hedley Lamarr: ''My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.''

Taggart: ''God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.''
 
Bart: ''Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?''
Jim: ''Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw...''
Bart: [quickly] ''Well, let's play chess.''
 

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