S S stony Well-Known Member Joined 19 Jul 2005 Messages 53,665 21 Jan 2017 #61 Pell said: If he ever got circumcised, he could use his foreskin as a tarpaulin. Click to expand... He could get his mrs to make it into a handbag and every time he rubs it, it turns into a suitcase.
Pell said: If he ever got circumcised, he could use his foreskin as a tarpaulin. Click to expand... He could get his mrs to make it into a handbag and every time he rubs it, it turns into a suitcase.
K K kaz7 Well-Known Member Joined 4 Feb 2010 Messages 149,805 Location Plugging my brain in 21 Jan 2017 #62 I reckon he has one of those baby cots attached to the bed for his willy to sleep in cos if it poked his wife in the back it would stake her
I reckon he has one of those baby cots attached to the bed for his willy to sleep in cos if it poked his wife in the back it would stake her
T T Tuearts right boot Well-Known Member Joined 26 Feb 2011 Messages 23,483 Location Halfway up a mountain,bumfuck nowhere,Snowdonia. 21 Jan 2017 #63 Dave Ewing's Back 'eader said: Somebody has to get the stallion in the mood! Click to expand... A stallion fluffer. That's got to be good money.
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader said: Somebody has to get the stallion in the mood! Click to expand... A stallion fluffer. That's got to be good money.
P P Plays By Sense Of Smell Well-Known Member Joined 4 Sep 2011 Messages 10,470 22 Jan 2017 #64 Magicpole said: A trouser anaconda. I wonder how me manages when he is wearing cut away denim shorts. Can't be done. That's what ruins it for me. Click to expand... Barcon said: Click to expand... I know, taking scissors to a tux - sacrilege!
Magicpole said: A trouser anaconda. I wonder how me manages when he is wearing cut away denim shorts. Can't be done. That's what ruins it for me. Click to expand... Barcon said: Click to expand... I know, taking scissors to a tux - sacrilege!