Blokes with really white teeth

[Tuearts right boot]

Get yourself the teeth, and swallow a torch.....................View attachment 101932

That reminds me of the 2.30 at Redcar

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I think if you kill patient zero, the rest will die too.

What a twat

 

[Bill Walker]

Have you never heard of jeans. Handily they have pockets in the back that fit a wallet and pockets in the front that fit a phone and keys.

They don't fit my sunglasses and reading glasses though. Plus I have a huge phone...I'd need pants like the one's Mexico found :)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

My kind of dentistry

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

They're gonna look silly when white goes out of fashion and yellow is back in again. I'll be smiling then.

They’ll just colour them in.

 

[normskih]

I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck skinny jeans are about. They're for women, lads. You don't look great wearing denim leggings, you weird fucks.

Three blokes on the train last week, all had well groomed hair, very neat parting, lots of hair gel. All three had skinny jeans or trousers, no socks with shoes / trainers. We used to call those jeans ankle stranglers:)

 

[normskih]

The best thing for when your bloated are buscopan

Best thing since sliced bread.

 

[Barcon]

Three blokes on the train last week, all had well groomed hair, very neat parting, lots of hair gel. All three had skinny jeans or trousers, no socks with shoes / trainers. We used to call those jeans ankle stranglers:)

We called them shit stoppers : )

 

[mexico1970]

Three blokes on the train last week, all had well groomed hair, very neat parting, lots of hair gel. All three had skinny jeans or trousers, no socks with shoes / trainers. We used to call those jeans ankle stranglers:)

You're posh, we called them shit-stoppers ;)

 

[normskih]

The only acceptable bag to carry and the only acceptable way to carry it.

If I had pockets that big, my phone would fit in it;)