Blue Tuesday - Lakey's Question: Twitter a City player!

[SharpDressedMan]

@Carlostevez if you score again i'll give you £50 to do the Tevez on fergies face

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

I would Twitter Shay.

" Listen mate; You've been here a Year and we all know you are one of the Best in Europe. But every one drops a Bollock at some point, please,please,please save yours until the Portsmouth Match."

 

[Mr Partridge]

This time lads, make sure you keep defending for the whole of Fergie time!

 

[FeedTheGoat10]

@Nigel de Jong: Darren Fletcher called you short.

 

[Mazzer0]

To any defender...

No silly pens, concentrate and keep Rooney out of it.

 

[Pam]

Barry - protect the defence.

 

[Newlunar]

"Carlos, put your warpaint on.

I want eeeleven yoonaated scalps."

In a brad pit Inglourious basterds way.

 

[mancitygaz]

To NDJ or anyone who starts actually,
Put Rooney on a stretcher and we are through

 

[sneakitawc]

divide and conquer.

 

[Damocles]

To Petrov:

"Hey Martin, I miss you buddy, remember when we used to go running and play footy all the time? That was fun man, get in touch" - From your right foot.