Blue Tuesday question: Players' Aftershaves?

[mcfc_brazil]

6 Minutes - Alex Ferguson

Bone Breaker - Michael Owen

Fuck off - Craig Bellamy

Moyesisatwat - Jolen Lesscott

Rich - Mark Hughes

Die - Nigel De Jong

 

[BlueTony]

How about;

Intense DeJong

'Ave it Bellamy

Silky SWP

Samba Robinho

Dedicated Mike Doyle

Unpredictable Ali Benarbia

And for the rags:

Odious Gary Neville

I won't try with baconface as the alocholic old cnut would only drink it.

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

passion - bellers

bacon grease - fergie

inbread - g. nevile

victims tears - nigel

broken - owen

ooo errr - o shea

 

[City Soul Boy]

How about the one with the lingering odour
manured from eau de swamp !

 

[samharris]

Brut..De Jong

 

[BlueDune]

Eau'n Goal - Dunney

Feel the Love - Kolo

Taken - Given

Eau Bu Dhabi - The Sheikh

 

[Gary James]

This is absolutely genuine and totally true...

When Thaksin first took over City he held a meeting with Heads of Dept at the club and told everyone his big plans etc. One of them was to launch: "ManCity - a scent for men" He said it would be very popular and spread the name.

I was at the meeting and thought "I'd rather win a trophy!"

 

[gagiesotherhalf]

Obsession....Calvin...err I mean Alex Ferguson
Money Talks - Sheikh Mansour
Slinky - Georgi Kinkladze
Bomber - Uwe Rosler
The End Is Nigh - Alex Ferguson

 

[bluetonium]

Saviour (Joey Barton)

Enigma (Christian Negoui)

VKOne (Vincent Kompany)

Ouch! (De Jong)

99% (Distin, in reference to his 1 guaranteed howler per game)

Celebration (Adebayor)

And for all those who look at us with green eyes and poisonous tongues:

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Hi Karate - Sun Jihai
Eau de Beast - De Jong
Homme - Ronaldo
Mystique - Berti