Blue Tuesday Xmas Special: Lakey and Cheesy go carol singing

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Hi guys and gals

We've got two Blue Tuesday Christmas specials lined up for you over the next couple of weeks (15th Dec and 22nd Dec), hence the double-whammy of threads up on BlueMoon at the moment...

What we'd like you to do is suggest alternative City lyrics to one verse of a Christmas carol or song of your choice. For our sins, Cheesy, Emily and I have agreed to sing the best entries live on next Tuesday's show (15th Dec)...

I've been working all day and am knackered, so apologies for this lame example, but here goes:

(To the tune of Wizzard's "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"):

Oh I wish we could play Chelsea everyday
When Carlos scores and Lampard's saved by Shay
Oh I wish we could play Chelsea everyday
Let the COMS sing out for Christmas

I know you can do better than this, so get posting...

OAB, AAB

Lakey
 
Well I'll do the obvious one:

You better watch out, you better beware,
He's good with his feet and he's good in the air,
Santa Cruz is coming to town.
 
to the tune of stop the cavalry: -

see him do a little trick
skin the right back with a flick
make the player look a dick
rob....inho

watch him run the left wing
he cuts inside, amazing
making all the blues sing
rob....inho

cos' you cant stop rob.....inho
 
Obviously Wham.

Last Christmas we had Joe Hart
the Very next day we went in for Shay
this year to save us from tears
I'll settle for Lionel Messi
 
Fergie the red nosed alki,
had a very shiny nose,
It's the end of winning trophies,
With Neville in the team it shows,

All of the other referees,
used to give him goals and pens
now he's become an old twat,
He can't even bribe big ben,

Then on one Derby Day Eve
De Jong came to say:
"Fergie let me get this right,
your shitty team is fucking shite"

Then all the blue boys joined in
as they shouted out with glee,
Fergie the red nosed alki,
WE'RE THE NOISY MAN CITY!
 
And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Arsenal turned over
And United still to come

And so happy Christmas
We hope you've had fun
But your time is over
and Citys has begun

A very merry Christmas
The fans are all here
We'll make it a good one
...Even the third tier!
 
blueshortshorts said:
And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Arsenal turned over
And United still to come

And so happy Christmas
We hope you've had fun
But your time is over
and Citys has begun

A very merry Christmas
The fans are all here
We'll make it a good one
...Even the third tier!
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Thats brilliant :D x
 
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